Day Twenty-Six: Hari-onago- A Yokai Story

Okay, as I’m sure most of you have figured out by simple math, looking at the top of the page, or actually seeing me, I’m home now. But through those last few days, I put a lot of focus on picking up the last few things I needed/wanted, and packing, so I didn't get around to finishing up the last few blogs. I’ll try to finish them up and put them up soon though.

Continuing on with last blog’s theme, I’ll be sharing a story I wrote about an interesting Japanese Yokai. For those of you who don’t know, a Yokai is a Japanese monster or demon that is only ever encountered at night.

And also as with last time, I’ll explain the traditional story afterwards. All I did today was go shopping with Okasan, so there isn't even a story of getting lost to share. As a result, please enjoy the story below about a Yokai known as Hari-onago.

Keiji stumbled more than a little drunkenly down the dimly-lit street. Although to him, it didn't seem terribly dim. The white lights along his path were making his head spin, turning the world around him into a confusing blur of shadows and flashes of light.

His friends had told him getting drunk was fun, and he had to admit, it was an interesting sensation. It had certainly made sitting around in his friend’s rather outdated kitchen belting out old Japanese folk songs far more entertaining than it would have been otherwise. He was only just now realizing how difficult it was to navigate the confusing streets of Japan with impaired senses and compromised brain functions.

A car roared passed, causing Keiji to flounder clumsily back into an alley, trip over the edge of the sidewalk, and land on his butt. Under any other circumstances, the fall would have (and probably should have) sent pain vibrating up his spine. But Keiji’s brain was so occupied with recovering its sense of equilibrium, the injury barely registered.

For several minutes he sat slurring out half-hearted curses, feeling far too muddled to summon any real anger before climbing meticulously to his feet, this simple action taking more concentration than it should have required. Finally on his feet, he began feeling along the rough, stone wall for the light switch before remembering he was still outside.

Keiji didn't really know if he was going the right way, but he found he didn't really care. The alley looked like it may have been the one that let out on the street near his house, and at that point, the darkness looked far more appealing than the confusing brightness of the street he’d been on. Figuring that one dark alley was as good as the next, Keiji began shuffling along the pavement, scuffing the soles of his sneakers.

He’d made it maybe five sixths of the way when he saw a figure standing across the road from him. He stopped, wobbling unstably as he tried to make his eyes focus the way they were supposed to. After a few moments of squinting, he managed to pick out a few individual details.

The first was that the figure was definitely feminine, a woman dressed in an elegant white kimono, with a rather girlish pink obi circling her waist. She looked completely normal, other than her hair was left down- the hair is worn up when in traditional dress- and it hung dark and disheveled around her shoulders. At the time, Keiji’s thoughts were still too inebriated to recognize the oddity of a woman in traditional clothes wandering around dark alleys at night. Or quite possibly, the wee hours of the morning. He honestly couldn't remember what time he’d left his friend’s place.

The woman tilted her head at him and hid her hands within the substantial folds of her sleeves, smiling coyly. Feeling puzzled and vaguely as though he were doing something wrong, Keiji forced his face into what he hoped was a quick smile, but what he suspected was probably a drunken grimace. He might have even been drooling, but he figured that reaching up to wipe at his mouth by that point would just make the situation even weirder.

The kimono-clad stranger didn't say anything, but her smiled took on a strange edge that was unidentifiable to Keiji in his current state. Whatever the edge was, it gave him an odd sensation in his sake-filled gut, and filled him with the irrational urge to run. She started to walk towards him, and he could have sworn that her hair was moving, snake-like around her head. It looked like it had grown longer.

The smile was unsettling, but the creepy writhing hair was setting off distant warning bells in Keiji’s mind. He wobbled backwards a few steps, hit the wall, and just stared, the sense that he should be running nearly overwhelming him.

When a barbed lock of abnormally long hair stabbed into his upper arm, he knew he’d made a mistake. A sudden wave of intense fear rolled through him, along with the tide of pain experienced when one is stabbed in the arm. The emotions managed to wash away some of the haze he’d been wading through, and in a moment of complete clarity, he yanked the barb out of his upper arm and sprinted down the alley. A laugh echoed out behind him followed by the sounds of pursuit.

Wild panic supplying him with energy, Keiji fled down the alleyway. He’d never been particularly active, and he was cursing that foolish decision as he sprinted. He made a silent deal that should he survive this encounter, he would jog every morning without fail. Just please, please, please don’t let me die here!

“Gotcha!” The woman behind him cackled, and a barbed tip whistled passed his head, embedding itself in a lamppost. He was out of the alley!

Making a fast left, Keiji made a beeline for his house, feeling impressed that even with his fuzzy interpretations he’d managed to find the right alley. Then again, perhaps if he’d taken the wrong alley, he never would have encountered the demonic woman following him right now.

Keiji pounded up the steps to his front door, dialed in the code with a speed that shocked even him, and darted inside, slamming the large wooden door behind him. A moment later, it shook as someone slammed into it from the other side.

Springing back, Keiji listened to three more thumps before they inexplicably stopped. Still trembling from adrenaline, he felt relief wash over him. Somehow, he’d survived. He was going to live. He would see his friends again. He’d probably never drink again- not in this lifetime anyway- but he’d be okay.

Keiji kicked off his shoes and went to go bandage his arm.

~

It was two in the morning when Keiji finally climbed the stairs and started down the dark hall for his bedroom. Some of his previous tipsy symptoms had returned while he’d been wrapping his wound in gauze, and as a result the bandage was coming undone, but he was too tired to care.

A few steps away from his bedroom door, he felt something sharp brush his injured arm, and a voice said, “Keiji, dear, you made a valiant effort, but you forgot to lock the door.”

Okay, I tried. I think I got mixed results, but I’m just going to leave it.

Hari-onago almost literally means “hook girl”. She is a Yokai known for the barbed hooks found at the end of her hair, which she uses to tear apart her prey before eating it. This prey consists mainly of young men they find walking alone. The Hair-onago will smile coyly and if the man should smile back, she will attack him with the barbed ends of her hair.

Then the tearing and eating will occur.

Most people don’t survive this, however, it is theoretically possible to escape if you run fast, aren't far from home and have a sturdy gate or door. As we can all see how Keiji met his end, I’d recommend also locking this door or gate as well.

If you can keep them out all night, they will vanish come day. If that happens, all that will remain will be deep scratches and gouges on the outside of the door or gate.

Just because the memory wasn't quite terrifying enough.

Day Twenty-Five: Kuchisake-Onna- A Horror Story

Today, I've decided that seeing as the only thing that happened was we drove back to Chigasaki, I will share with you a short story that I wrote about Kuchisake-Onna, otherwise known as the slit-mouthed woman. This is relevant because it’s the Japanese urban legend I told Otosan about. First, I’ll show you a story I wrote about someone who meets Kuchisake-Onna, and then I’ll tell you basically what I told Otosan. This is now a ***WARNING*** for anyone who doesn't like horror stories or thinks this may potentially freak them out. If you keep going and freak yourself out, it’s on you. Personally, I don’t think it’s too bad, but that could be because I've heard the story multiple times already.

I yanked the strap of my bag up higher on my shoulder and tried to walk faster. Tennis club had gone later than I’d expected, and it was already six o’clock. Even though it was my eighth month living in Japan, I still felt like I hadn't fully adjusted to the level of commitment the students at Tsurumine High School put into their clubs.

Back in America, I’d been considered pretty good, but here, I was way behind the other third-year students. It was taking a lot more commitment than I would have liked to catch up in skill level. It was also a little embarrassing to be worse than most of the second year students.

I jumped to the side with a yelp as a woman on a bike shot passed me, feeling the edge of her front tire brush my green plaid skirt. Sometimes, it felt like the people on bikes never truly watched where they were going. I’d already been nearly run over more than once.

The bike shot around a corner, and suddenly, I realized that although the street had been busy a few minutes ago, it was now completely deserted. I clenched the strap of my bag nervously. That wouldn't have been a big deal in America, but in Japan, it was rare for streets such as the one I was on to be well and truly empty.

I glanced around, just to be sure, and realized that wasn't totally the case. There was one woman coming towards me from one of the side streets. She wore traditional clothes and a surgical mask on her face, which was likely due to pollen sensitivity. It is not uncommon for people in Japan to wear masks on their faces if they had sensitivity to dust or pollen. Sometimes, they were even worn if one had a cold. I still hadn't tried because it felt weird to me, but most of the students in my school had worn one at one point or another.

I started to nod at the woman as I passed by, but she put out a hand, stopping me.

“Excuse me,” She said in soft Japanese, a musical lilt to her voice. “I seem to be rather lost. Could you direct me to Tsurumine High School?”

“I can try,” I replied, wondering why this woman needed to go to the high school. “Gomenesai, my Japanese isn't very good. Just go straight and take a left at the green house. You should be able to see it once you get around the corner.”

“Thank you, child.” The woman smiled- or, I think she did. Her eyes crinkled as though that was what she was doing. “Before I go on my way, I have one more question to ask of you. Am I beautiful?”

It seemed like a bit of a strange question, and it definitely didn't seem like something the woman needed to ask. She was beautiful. She had smooth black hair to her waist, with bangs fringing her dark brown eyes. Her skin looked like porcelain, and she was delicately built, with a small frame.

“Yes,” I replied truthfully.

Eyes crinkling again, the woman reached up to her mask, pulling it down to reveal a sight that I knew would cause me to wake, screaming for years afterwards, that would haunt my thoughts and my dreams until my death.

Her mouth had been horribly slit on each side, from the corner of her lips to her ears. The wounds were scabbed with dried blood, but fresher blood dribbled from the corners of her lips, and they looked like they were barely being held together. It was like looking at a smiley face, but the most grotesque, scabbed, bloody, horrifying smiley face you can imagine.

She tilted her head at me. “Do you still think I’m beautiful?” She asked in her melodic voice. How could she talk? She shouldn't have been able to talk!

My limbs trembled with the horror of it, my heart tried to escape to my stomach, which was knotted into a tight ball, and my feet felt as though they’d been frozen to the ground. Yet despite this, I managed to force my face into a weak grimace. “Yes. You’re beautiful.”

In response, the edges of her scarred face stretched up to form a wider smile, defying all logic and reason. I am positive that in that instant, my heart stopped.

“Thank you,” She purred. Her form seemed to flicker, and suddenly there was a searing pain on either side of my face. In that moment, my body gave out and I collapsed into darkness.

~

My feet hit the pavement in a rhythmic tap tapping sound as I walked down the side street, my bag slung carelessly over my shoulder. The little girl playing in the gutter looked up at my approach, her expression displaying childlike curiosity over why this American girl was approaching her.

Stopping about three feet away, I crouched down and said, “Hello.”

“Hello,” She replied, staring at me.

“I have a question for you.” I tipped my head at her and smiled a little.

“Am I beautiful?”

***END***

Okay, so that was my story of a girl meeting Kuchisake-Onna. In the actual story, Kuchisake-Onna was a beautiful woman and the wife of a samurai. But she cheated on him, and in anger, he slit her mouth on each side, telling her that no one could find her beautiful now.

Now, her spirit stalks the streets of Japan, going up to people to ask if she is beautiful. If they say no, she kills them, if they say yes, she takes off her mask. Then, she asks if they still think she’s beautiful. Should the unfortunate person say no, they will be killed, should they say yes, Kuchisake-Onna will either let them go and follow them home only to brutally murder them later, or she will slit their mouth to look like hers. (It depends on the version you read). There is no mention of the victims of this attack actually becoming like her though, that’s just something I added.

There are supposedly two different ways you can escape unharmed from this encounter. After she reveals her face, the intended victim should say, “You’re average,” or turn the question on her. “Well, am I beautiful?”

It’s said that these answers will confuse her, allowing time to run away. Should you ever encounter Kuchisake-Onna, don’t forget these replies.

They could save your life someday.

Day Twenty-Four: Strange Occurances

Although I expected to go straight back to Otosan and Okasan first thing today, I actually got to meet ninjas and samurais first.

Okay, that totally didn't sound totally confusing and random. (Please identify that the sentence prior to this was typed using sarcasm and was not to be taken literally. If you do not know what sarcasm is, I suggest rethinking most of your interactions with other human beings on the planet earth).

What I mean is Mr. Suzuki took me to a… park, I suppose, that was modeled after the real-live-ninja/samurai-period in Japan. I got my picture taken with a rogue samurai!

By which I mean a samurai who was just wandering around with no evident goal in mind. But that can qualify as a rogue, right? Ah, what do I know? I don’t even know the meaning of the word ‘rogue’. It just sounds cool.

It was actually a pretty large park, and had many shops and restaurants. Because it was a weekday, it wasn't very busy, which was nice.

If this blog also bears a strong resemblance to total gibberish, please let me know. My brain is feeling a little foggy right now.

The park offered free shows as part of the entrance fee. You could literally just wander in and sit down. One of the shows we went to seemed to involve a ninja with crazy red hair who wanted to steal an evil vase, I think. He fought his way through a bunch of other ninjas before the boss managed to tie him up in ninja chains. But the red-haired ninja pulled a ninja escape and vanished.

Enraged, the boss sent his minions to search for Crazy-red-haired-ninja, but they were unsuccessful. Then Crazy-red-haired-ninja saved the day by defeating the boss and destroying the vase. Obviously the story went on longer than that, but I’m fairly certain that was the basic plotline.

We also went to a class where a man taught us about ninja weapons. This class was in English, so I understood what was going on. I managed to impress him when he asked me if I knew what the knife he was holding up was.

Me: “Um… Kunai knife, maybe? Kunai?

Him: *Eyes wide* “How did you know that?”

Me: “I’m really smart. Also, I, uh…watched Naruto.”

After displaying my impressive knowledge of ninja weapons, it was time to head back so I could meet up Otosan and Okasan and head back to Hamamatsu for the night. Together, we waved goodbye to Mr. Suzuki, and took the bullet train to the hotel.

It was the same hotel as the one we’d stayed in earlier on the trip- the one with no vending machines. Of course, this makes no difference if the thing you’re craving is Pocky, which I was.

Even though it was getting later, I decided that I needed Pocky the same way I’d needed grape juice earlier, and I’d likely die if I didn't get it. So I headed out of the hotel armed with the cell phone, my room card, and Kiku (the change-carrier).

I realized as soon as I stepped outside that I probably should have also armed myself with an umbrella, but I didn't’t have one anyway, so I sloshed through the rain without one. It didn't look like any of the stores were open, so with disappointment and the loss of a life, I turned around and started back.

That was when I started to get insanely paranoid about someone following me. I knew that logically there couldn't be anyone there, as I’d checked repeatedly and I was the only one out walking. (There were plenty of cars though, so nobody panic). I kept imagining what I’d do if I heard footsteps, and I found myself walking faster.

I purchased a drink at the same vending machine as before and got into the elevator with no mishaps. I pushed the button for floor seven, and experienced surprised and vague alarm when the numbers four and nine also lit up. I hadn't pressed them, there was no one else in there to press them, and there was just no way for me to have hit the buttons accidentally.

The doors closed, but the elevator only went up one floor before stopping again. There was no one there waiting for it, so I just closed the doors. Of course, they opened again on the fourth floor because of the button, but I shut those too. I didn't have to wait for the ninth floor because I was the seventh. Thankfully. I think it would have freaked me out to deal with that again.

There’s really only so much weirdness you can take in one night when you’re ‘alone’.

On second thought, if it’s gibberish, just leave it. I like it.

Day Twenty-Three: Buddha's Nose-Hole

You never realize how big of a difference there is between “can you” and “would you like to” until you have this conversation:

Them: “Can you have this?” *Gestures to squid.*

You: “Well, probably. I mean, I’m not allergic or anything…”

Them: “Okay! Here!” *Passes you squid.*

You: “Oh…thanks…”

(Admittedly, this hasn't actually happened to me with squid, but it has with other things I don’t particularly want).

As some of you may know, and others may not, Nara is the deer capital of Japan. Okay, I actually have no proof that that is actually what people call it, but it does have a lot of deer. Like a lot of deer. I cannot stress that enough. There are so many deer that there are vendors up and down the streets selling these little cookies you can feed to the deer, and there is no rule against petting them.

So as you may have already guessed, the first place we went to was the temple of Nara around which the multitudes of deer could be found. Mr. Suzuki bought some cookies for Mrs. Suzuki and I to feed to the deer. And let me tell you, the moment those deer realize you have food, they become very insistent that you share it with them.

Rule One: Do not hold cookies down within deer reach.

Rule Two: Do not allow a deer to get to close without either backing away or feeding it something. It will stab you with its nose.

Rule Three: If you are overwhelmed, hide the cookies and retreat to a safe distance. If you do not hide the cookies, a herd of deer will follow you and you will probably get trampled.

Suggestion One: Feed the fawns. They’re cuter and less insistent.

Suggestion Two: Feed cookies in pieces, otherwise you will run out quickly.

It’s okay to feed the deer with the cookie in your fingers. The deer have tiny mouths and do not appear to have much for teeth. If they do accidentally bite you, it won’t hurt.

After wading our way through the deer masses, we entered the temple. Within sat the world’s largest Buddha. Or at the very least, a very large Buddha indeed. I snapped a few pictures, moved over to take a picture of some sort of warrior, and encountered a problem. The button on my camera wasn't working. Figuring that it was just a malfunction, I tried to turn the camera off. When that didn't work either, I became kind of concerned. None of the other buttons worked either. At a loss, I just stuck my camera back in my bag and prayed for a quick, mysterious recovery.

Around then was when I encountered a large post with a rectangular hole in the base (which I obviously have no pictures of). People were trying to fit through it because it was believed to grant good luck to those who could fit. Little kids didn't appear to have any problems. It was the older kids that were fun to watch. There were two boys who had to turn on an angle and push each other through from the back. I would have tried, except the line was really long. According to Mr. Suzuki, the hole was supposedly about the size of Buddha’s nose-hole, which I guess means that any of those kids could have climbed through Buddha's nose-hole. Though why anyone would want to do that is beyond me.

As we were exiting the temple, I picked up my camera and found that it had turned itself off. Unsure as to whether I should be relieved or alarmed, I pressed the power button. The screen came on momentarily informing me that the battery had died. Relief won out.

A delicious homemade lunch later, we were back at the house and I took in a nap in the room I was being lent. It was an amazing room, because it was the tatami mat room, and my bed was on the floor, just like a traditional Japanese bed would be. It was very exciting.

Around dinner, Mr. Suzuki woke me up, and I found that his daughter and her family had dropped by for dinner. The oldest one, a three year-old girl, liked to sing, while the youngest, a boy of probably about one had difficulty with his motor skills involved in eating. I tried not to watch him eat- not because it was gross, but because he made it look so difficult it frustrated me. However, I knew that the kid had to learn somehow.

When it came into the conversation that I could play the violin, the Suzuki’s daughter’s husband lent me his violin to play a song for them. Feeling really freaked out and way under-prepared, I played the first song that I felt I had reliably memorized- Faded Love, a fiddle song I’d memorized a couple of years back.

To my relief, no one expected me to play passed that one song, and the owner of the violin soon took over with Mrs. Suzuki accompanying on the guitar.

Before turning in for the night, we went on a drive up what the Suzukis called a mountain (but what I call a large hill) overlooking the city of Osaka. I tried to stand on the short wooden fence, nearly killed myself, and had to be supported by Mrs. Suzuki so I didn't topple headfirst over the edge of said large hill.

They day came to a close with a very sleepy me typing out that last blog I wrote while trying not to drop off. So I guess what I’m saying is that if it didn't make a lot of sense, now you know why.

Day Twenty-Two: Dog Whisperer

If I were Otosan and Okasan, I’d be very worried about me. My absent-minded clumsiness has to date caused me to trip, randomly lose my balance, back into random objects (just wait until it’s one of those short fences), and nearly gotten me run over. Several times. It’s like I just completely forget that there’s a street with cars on it and I just keep meandering forwards until someone stops me. I can’t count the times that Otosan or Okasan has had to leap forwards and block me before I wander out into a busy street. In fact, this has happened so often, that sometimes one of them will block me even if I’m totally paying attention and am already stopping.

I swear this is going to be the death of me.

At any rate, today after another bullet train ride (that I unfortunately slept through), Otosan and Okasan dropped me off with some friends (another older couple) to spend a couple of days exploring Kyoto and Nara. First, we went to a beautiful golden temple. There was no entry, but it was surrounded by water with these pristine little islands. Very picturesque. That’s another thing to look forward to when I get around to posting more pictures.

While we were there, I went to bathroom (what else is new?) and there was a sign for how to use a western toilet. The instructions went like so:

Please sit down when you use the toilet.

Turn your back on the cover.

And flush the toilet after using.

So now that you've read it, did anyone else get this really funny mental image of someone trying to straddle the toilet?

Reading this also helped me realize that I’d been using the Japanese-style toilets backwards. That would explain why it was always so awkward to reach the toilet paper. I had to sort of hop backwards and twist while being careful not to fall over into the toilet. Really, considering this alone, you’d think I would have fixed this habit earlier. I suppose I was just being stubborn.

***Seriousness Starts***

The next stop was the Kyoto Peace Memorial Museum. Again, this was truly a blow on the way I viewed the world. It’s amazing how terrible things can be happening all around you, and yet you just continue on in your happy oblivious bubble. I read signs talking about bombings, injuries, killing and war. About how the weapons just keep getting more and more powerful, and how many fear that the human race is going to eliminate itself with the weapons it’s creating.

I don’t understand what is wrong with people! It’s so frustrating to me! How hard is it to see that war is is completely unnecessary? There is not one justifiable war in all of history. Every single one of the bloody things could have been solved if people just bleeding listened to each other!!!

And really, there are just a select few people to blame. Most humans don’t want war. They don’t want to kill to get what they want. But we’re all animals, and when humans are backed into a corner, they lash out.

Aside from those few bloodthirsty individuals who look for any reason to start a war and don’t listen to reason. They’re the ones to blame.

The state of this world just makes me so mad! I get angry just thinking about it!

Okay. Calm down, Serina. You've made your point. Let the poor people reading this blog move on with the relevant story already.

***Seriousness Ends***

By the time we arrived at the (let’s call them the Suzukis) hometown, it was late. But we still had to eat, so we went out to dinner at a nice restaurant. When told that my birthday had already passed, the Suzukis insisted on having the birthday performance anyway. This proved to consist of the song playing through the restaurant while the family celebrating was given tambourines to bang along to the beat. Then, the birthday boy/girl was given a plate of ice cream with “Happy ___ birthday, ___” written around the side (those blanks filled in obviously, and the lettering in Japanese).

It was a little awkward because I didn't know what to do with myself, so I settled for banging my tambourine and laughing. This turned out not to be terribly difficult, because the Suzukis seemed to be having a tough time singing along in time with the music.

All in all, it was pretty fun.

Finally, we arrived at their house. It turned out they had a dog, a hyper little thing with curly fur and a piercing bark named Sakura. Sakura seemed completely convinced that I was an intruder, and insisted on alerting her owners to my presence every time I passed her cage.

After my shower, I decided I was going to put my dog-whisperer skills to work and make this dog like me. (As in enjoy my company. The Suzukis probably don’t need a dog with a tendency to wander into busy streets).

I walked up to her cage talking softly while she had a psychotic breakdown at the edge of her cage, scrambling and barking wildly. Carefully, I put my hand on her head and started scratching her behind the ears, still cooing about what a good guard dog she was.

It was like magic. She instantly calmed down and started wagging her tail instead. I stayed there for a few more minutes, petting and talking. When I finally stood up and walked away, she watched me go quietly.

Thank you, Sakura. Thank you for letting me feel like an awesome dog-whisperer for one night. You are truly a gifted little guard dog.

Day Twenty-One: Car Chase

Every once and a while I spot a sign in English and have an “oh, that sign’s in English, I can read it!” moment.

It’s like I've grown so used to just scanning over signs and not understanding a word that it takes a couple of minutes for the fact that I can understand something to register.

Today, the day began on a rather depressing note when we visited Hiroshima. I’m sure most of you know Hiroshima, the site of the nuclear bombing in 1945 (which is far more recent than I’d thought it was). Before going into the museum, we stopped to talk to a guide whose grandfather had been killed in the bombing. Between him and the museum, I learned a lot. (As I'm sure you can infer, this first section won't be as light-hearted as I normally try to make these. But if you power through or even scroll down, it goes back to normal about a paragraph after the second safe).

For example, the bomb was dropped by the government of the United States as a test. They were trying to figure out how many of these bombs it would take to destroy the major cities, and at the same time, discover the effects of radiation on the human body, as this was not known at that point.

The bomb itself actually exploded above the city, and the entire area was totally leveled. Those too close to the bomb were killed.

And this is the point that you stop reading if you’re kind of squeamish or easily creeped out. Just scroll past this stuff until you see this: ***SAFE***

Or suppose you can stop reading altogether if you’d really like. It’s your choice.

Many people were severely burned, and many of those also died of these wounds. People lay wounded and dying everywhere, and because of the burns, many had an intense, desperate need for water. This is why they drank the black rain when it fell.

When I say black rain, I literally mean black rain. The water in the clouds reacted with what I believe was the radiation to form a horrible black rain. But people were so desperate that they didn't care. Drinking the rain caused diarrhea that lasted months afterwards.

Although honestly, diarrhea was probably the least of these people’s worries. The effects of the radiation began to strike, and it was not uncommon for people to die because of this. Symptoms included things like large purple spots, hair loss, and cancer. The effects could strike without warning, and continued to appear months afterwards.

Now, if you kept reading this anyway thinking, “hey, I’m squeamish, but this doesn't sound so bad,” this next part is definitely where you stop.

Children who’d been in the womb of mothers too near the bomb began to be born with extreme mental and physical disabilities. A common symptom was the child’s head being far too small. This obviously hindered brain development and was one of the key problems. Some children were born so incredibly mutated that they could not survive. For example, the guide outside the hotel showed me a picture with a newborn baby bearing only one eye, a strangely-shaped mouth, and no nose. There were two other pictures as well, but I don’t really remember them. I just recall looking at the photos and feeling sick. That was how horrible it was.

One man had a rather odd reaction to the radiation. When the bomb had struck, he’d been sitting with his hand on the windowsill and his fingers folded slightly over. The last centimeter or so of his fingers got the full-force of the burn, and as a result, they had to remove the ends of two or three fingers. But radiation presented its own horrible twist. From that day on, the stumps of the man’s fingers grew black nails from the center of the finger end. The main difference between these fingernails and regular fingernails was that the black nails were actually filled with blood vessels, and would bleed profusely when broken. The man is no longer alive today.

***SAFE***

Okay, I’m sorry that I had to include those rather disturbing mental images (or maybe they’re just disturbing to me because I was there), but I really want people to understand exactly how serious this was. In fact, the number of people killed when the bomb fell is still unknown.

I walked away from Hiroshima with a lot to think about. Peace has always been a pretty big thing for me, and visiting Hiroshima just enhanced my understanding of exactly how much the human race needs it.

And with that, the daily dose of sober has been administrated.

The next place we went was Miyajima Island. Like Nara, Miyajima also has deer wandering around. Unlike Nara, you aren't supposed to feed or touch the deer. According to the signs, they’re trying to “re-introduce them to the wild”. I have my doubt about how well this will actually work, but hey, not my choice.

On the bright side, I got to pet a deer and admire his sawed-off antlers (maybe so he didn't gorge people) before I noticed the signs and had no valid continuous excuse.

Later, on the walk to the shrine gate located in the ocean (know what I’m talking about now?), I stopped to buy ice cream from a vending machine. I guess Otosan and Okasan didn’t see me stop, because the juts kept going, so when my ice cream fell out, I sprinted after them.

As it turned out, I’d forgotten to close my little coin-carrier, and coins went flying everywhere. Of course I had to stop to pick them up (I had hundreds in there!), and I nearly lost Otosan and Okasan in that time. By the time I caught up, I was too warm, sweaty, and questioning my choice to get ice cream. Otosan and Okasan hadn't noticed my absence, so I just started to eat my ice cream like nothing had happened.

And then tragedy struck.

The entire top section of my ice cream broke off, fell, and rolled away.

Yes. It actually rolled.

Feeling annoyed, I finished up my ice cream and looked around for a garbage can to throw the wrapper in. I didn't find one, but I did see a sign requesting no littering. Well, people-who-own-Miyajima, if you don’t want me to littler, supplying some garbage cans would be a good move.

That’s not to say that I littered, but theoretically I could have. Out of spite.

After going through the Miyajima shrine, we started walking back. I stopped in one of the souvenir shops to purchase something, and when I stepped out again, Otosan and Okasan were gone. Because- as I mentioned earlier in my blogs- I have problems, this didn't bother me, and I just figured I’d catch up with them at the end of the street. Then I remembered I had a phone, so I called Otosan and he told me that he and Okasan were going to go sit down and I should just go nuts. Okay, he didn't say those exact words, but he did tell me to keep shopping.

So I did. I shopped until I had no money left in my wallet. Saying it like that makes it sound like I spent a lot; but really, I only had about five thousand in there (the rough equivalent of fifty Canadian dollars).

It was really exciting to finally find a nail clipper. That turned out to be the thing I forgot, and I didn't realize how much I liked being able to cut my nails until I just couldn't anymore.

Once I’d met up with Otosan and Okasan at the ferry station (a phone call process far more complicated than it should have been, but language misunderstandings struck again), we went to our hotel. On a walk to find dinner, and interesting thing happened.

I heard a siren building in the distance, and a couple of minutes later, a gray car with two red lights on the roof flew by. Several minutes later, a police car tore passed in the same direction. I didn't really connect the two in my brain until they both screamed by again about ten minutes later much closer together this time.

Now all I want to know is what that gray car though it was doing in a car chase with screaming red lights on its roof. Really not the brightest or most advisable move. Plus he was heading towards a red light. I'm pretty sure those ninja jumping moves only work in movies.

Day Twenty: Inner Me

They should design hotels with stupid people in mind. Maybe a nice big sign reading “You are on ___ floor”.

I say this because on the way down to breakfast today, I got lost in the hotel. It started off just fine. I got into the elevator and pushed the button for the first floor. When the elevator stopped, I got out and passed some people who were getting in. I walked out of the little elevator area with confidence, but then stopped in confusion. The first floor looked exactly like my floor, right down to the weird turns in the hallway. I figured the lobby was at the end of one of the halls.

I was wrong. I started to panic, but I forced it down because there was someone from the elevator in the hallway as well. I went around the corner and pressed myself against the wall to hide. After he’d gone into his room, I crept over to the elevator. I figured that I could give it another shot.

I got in, and pushed the button for floor one. To my surprise, the elevator started going down. It stopped after one floor and I got off again. I started to look for the lobby, because this floor looked the same too. When I couldn't find it, I tried the elevator again.

Once again, it let me go down, and that was when I looked up and realized why. I’d been on the third floor. Finally making it to the lobby was a relief. How awkward would it have been to call the front desk and tell them I was lost?

The visit today that took the longest was to a plant that took coal and refined it. The workers there were pretty fluent in English, which meant they asked me questions. Some of the earlier question/answer things went like this:

Worker: “What is your favorite school subject? Science?”

Me: Fudgesicles.

Inner Me:  Lie. Wait! Tell the truth, they can smell lies. No! Lie anyway.

Me: “English.”

Inner Me: What are you doing?!

Me: “I’m not very good at science.”

Inner Me: Shut up! Shut up right now before you dig a deeper hole!

Me: “I've taken a little bit of Chemistry and Physics though.”

Inner Me: Saying that is like trying to fix a broken arm with a Dora-the-Explorer bandage. Completely useless at this point!

Worker: “What are your favorite anime?”

Me: Oh crap. My mind just went totally blank. Kaichou Wa Maid-sama? No, too romantic. Plus I’m not entirely sure that I know what the name means. Shugo Chara? Too girly. Shoot, they’re looking expectant.

“Oh, you know… Naruto.”

Inner Me: Dude! You only watched like twenty episode of that!

Me: “And, um, Bleach.”

Inner Me: Again, only one hundred episodes out of three hundred! And why are you only listing the popular ones? It doesn't matter if they don’t know what you’re talking about!

After listening to the workers talk to Otosan for a bit, we went out for an actual tour. One of the workers gave a running commentary of everything we went passed, telling me what it was and sometimes random facts about it.

Worker: “That can lift ten tons.”

Me: “Wow, that’s a lot.” Is it? I hope that was the right thing to say.

Worker: "Those heat the coal to over one thousand degrees Celsius."
Me: "Whoa, that is really warm."
Inner Me: You really need to develop a larger vocabulary. 

The bad stuff started happening when they asked for my questions.

Worker: “Do you have any questions?”

Inner Me: Why didn't you prepare for this? Quick, look around and see if there’s anything you can ask a question about.

Me: “What material is that made out of?”

Inner Me: It’s a start…

Making a conscious effort to be more involved (what was I supposed to say when he answered most of my questions with his explanations?), I am proud to say that I thought up a question all by myself.

Me: “What’s that?”

Inner Me: Oh good. A question without being prompted. You should be set for a few more minutes.

At least, that was what my inner me thought.

Worker: “Do you have any questions?”

Inner Me: Okay, don’t panic. I know we didn't anticipate this. Just take a moment to thi-

Me: “What’s that?”

Inner Me: I have nothing to say to you.

At the end of the tour, we returned to the office. I relaxed, thinking they knew everything they needed to know. But, again, I was wrong.

Worker: “So, what did you think of our plant?”

Me: Guys, seriously! I need time to prepare!

“Um, well it seems like you make a lot of important stuff.”

Inner Me: That was terrible! Think faster!

Me: “You know, in today’s society…”

Inner Me: They’re just staring at you! Try a different approach! Fast!

Me: “It’s really big.” *Nervous laugh*.

Inner Me: Really? That was all you could come up with? Oh. They’re laughing. And the small-town-girl card strikes again.

Me: That other guy is talking.

Inner Me: Yes. Good job. You’re safe.

In case anyone was wondering why I said they make important stuff, I said that because the refined coal is used for making things such as batteries, brakes, golf clubs, etc. Unfortunately, I misplaced the booklet they gave me, so it may take me a little bit to track down the name of the plant. I’ll go back and edit this once I remember.

Then, for reasons still unclear to me, our new friends took us out for udon noodles. During the drive there, I was furiously scribbling away in my notebook so I would remember the questions and my thought processes when I wrote this. When the worker who’d given me the tour noticed, he said:

Worker: “You are a good student.”

Me: “Huh?”

Worker: *Gestures to my notebook.* “Very dedicated.”

Me: “Oh…yes…dedicated…that’s me…” Not a chance that I’ll let you see a page. I think you can read English.

The udon was delicious. I couldn't eat it very fast though. Each mouthful took so much concentration so that I didn't drop the food, splash, choke, or all three. Towards the end of the meal, the same worker had another misconception about me (a common one, I’m sure. One can hardly blame him for thinking this):

Worker: “You are good with chopsticks.”

Me: “Oh, thank you.”

Inner Me: Ha-ha. Yeah. That’s what he thinks.

For whatever reason, we stopped at a gas station prior to being dropped off at the station. While we were waiting for the train, I made the probably questionable decision to tell Otosan about a Japanese horror story I knew because he’d never heard it before. It wasn't until after the final bit was out of my mouth that it began to occur to me what an atrocious impression I must be creating.

Serina’s Outer Personality: Quiet girl who likes cute animals and daydreams a lot.

Serina’s Inner Personality: Violent, disturbed child with a penchant for monsters and a thirst for blood.

After the incident as I sat there drinking some random drink, I realized there was a bright side to being unable to read Japanese: There was no way for me to read the ingredient’s list.

As a general rule, I avoid reading the ingredient’s list because I don’t like knowing what disgusting things they've put in my food, but sometimes, I can’t help myself. This way, I have no choice. I can’t read it, I can’t gross myself out.

But thinking of a bright side to something mostly negative made me want to find a dark side to something positive. That is to say, Japan. After a thoughtful moment, I decided that the downside was my sense of humor being absorbed into the atmosphere. No one speaks English fluently enough to see what a riot I am! Sometimes I say things that I think are pretty clever! But no one sees how clever they are because no one understands!!!

Poor me.

My pity-party of one didn't last long. The train finally came and took us back to the hotel. The visit to the plant and talking to our new friends afterwards had taken most of the day. We went to Okayama-jo itself this time. I was still disappointed over the fact that the Prince didn't live there any longer, but I made the best of it. Towards the end of our visit, I got separated from Otosan and Okasan. Again, this separation didn't really bother me, so I just got into the elevator and pressed the button for floor one. I got off when it stopped and watched three businessmen file passed me into the elevator. I started walking, and stopped. For the third time in one day, I’d ended up on the wrong floor. Annoyed, I summoned the elevator and checked the first floor, but Okasan wasn't there anymore. I decided to try the fourth floor, which was the last place I’d seen Otosan.

When I got off, there were the businessmen. This sort of defeated the point of pretending I’d had the right floor earlier, and I think they suspected I’d lost someone. Otosan wasn't there, so I just slipped into a corner and wrote more notes in my notebook until they left.

Then I rode the elevator back down feeling apprehensive. My inner me kept me company by saying things like:  The awkwardness will increase by ten percent should you run into them again, as the only things you've been seen doing are scribbling in your notebook and riding the elevator. Maybe pick nose for variety.

Luckily, they weren't there but Okasan was, and we promptly left for dinner.

That night, I had a sudden and unexplainable craving for grape juice. I don’t know how it happened; I just know that I was going to die without it. I grabbed my little change-carrier that I’d purchased in Himeji, and left the room without grabbing any shoes.

So there I was running down the hallway in my socks with my little change-carrier feeling really awesome and mature because I totally knew where I was going this time. I reached the door to the drinks room, started to open it, and stopped when I realized there was someone else in there. In a panic over the possibility of him seeing me, I turned and sprinted back to my room waving my arms around in the sky for a reason I no longer recall while praying that he didn't come out and see me running away like a deranged monkey.

I waited a couple of minutes before creeping out and heading back. He was gone this time, so I walked in to look at the drinks. I had a craving for grape juice. But there was no grape juice. I leaned against the wall and frowned, wondering if I could satisfy myself with another fruity beverage.

And that’s when I felt a tickling sensation on my head. I ignored it at first, but it persisted. It sort of felt like someone was running their hand over the tiny hairs that stand up on the top of your head. In precise timing with the bang of the machine, I leaped back with the grace of a startled frog and clapped a hand to my head.

Thankfully, it wasn't some sort of scary Japanese spirit occurrence, just a vent over my head. But this made me realize that I wouldn't be satisfied with the other drink, and I needed that grape drink now. Going back to the room again, I grabbed my shoes, my room key and my cell phone (because who knew how long I’d have to search) and headed out into the night. I nearly wet myself when I pulled the key card out of its slot before I had the door open, and the lights went out on me, but I recovered and made my way to the lobby. Then I nearly ran into a glass wall when I couldn't remember where the doors were, and it looked like a door, and because I didn't want to look unsure and loose more dignity, I barreled straight towards it. Fortunately, someone chose that moment to use the real door (which is wooden and not even close to glass) and the movement caught my eye, saving me.

I went outside and headed right for the first vending machine I saw. It didn't have what I wanted, so I started to turn a corner, but stopped to frame a yellow board with my hand in the hopes of it serving as a landmark. Luck had it that I glanced down, and there was another vending machine with a giant grape drink. Karma was clearly rewarding me for my diligence.

Lesson of the day: Don’t tell nice Japanese families horror stories about their countries. You’ll only regret it later.

Day Nineteen: Confusion

The day began with- this one’s for you, dad- a two-hour bullet train ride.

Otosan insisted on taking a picture of me next to the track which was completely terrifying for one reason and one reason only: What if a train whipped by while my back was turned and scared me so bad I fell over backwards and died?

Because of this, I’m pretty sure that instead of smiling properly for my picture, I was wearing a grimace of terror.

However, one thing can be said for the bullet trains: They are far smoother than any other train I’ve ever ridden. We rode on the Hikari train, the second-fastest bullet train in Japan. The fastest ones only go to the major cities like Tokyo, and even Hikari skips over most stations.

After the train ride, we stored our luggage and went for a visit to Himeji castle. The main section was having work done so we couldn't go in, but the sections we walked through were still interesting. I noticed there were these holes in the wall with wooden flaps over them that could be pushed outwards from the inside. I assumed they were for additional viewing and left them alone.

This was about when I ran into an interesting language misunderstanding. Tapping on one of the wood flaps, Otosan turned to me and asked me what I thought the thing was. I really wanted to get it right, but for some reason what I said was, “Bird food!”

To my surprise, he laughed and said, “Yes!”

It felt like my eyebrows literally rose of their own accord. “Really?” I asked happily, thinking what a brilliant guesser I was.

He patted the gate again. “They would put the cannons through these holes in war to shoot at the opposing army!”

I was glad he’d given me points for being close, but I’m pretty sure he actually thought I used the Japanese term for them, and it obviously must have sounded similar to “bird food.” I felt a little deflated after that.

Following that disappointing incident, we arrived outside next to a large well. There were strong metal bars covering the top, and when I looked in, I could see people had thrown change down there. So, because I felt like it and I had change, I threw some down as well.

My interest in regards to the well really spiked when I read the plaque nearby. It had a short story on it that went like this (I copied this word for word from the plaque I took a picture of that may or may not get posted later. It is completely accurate. Aside from my commentary of course):

About 1500, Anoyama, the chief retainer of Norimoto Kotera (Lord of Himeji Castle), plotted an intrigue against the lordship. Yes, yes, the important guy was bad news. Get to the good part. Kiku, who was the maidservant of the Aoyamas as well as the lover of Motonobu Kinugasa, a loyal retainer of Lord Kotera, knew it and warned Motonobu of Lord’s danger. And the plot thickens.

Then the plot failed. Well. That’s unfortunate. Wait, right? All these names are mixing me up. Don’t these people know anything about character introduction? Aoyama and his follower Danshiro Chonotsubo falsely charged her with losing one of valuable dishes, his family treasure. Hold up. Charged who? The maidservant? Please be clearer in your descriptions. At last they killed her and threw her body in the well. What do you mean “at last”? What happened before that? I’m so confused.

From then on, her sad voice could be heard from the well every night, counting one piece, two pieces, three pieces. Where did that come from? Is the well just there for storyline convenience or something? Motonobu and some retainers defeated Tessan and his followers. Who is this Tessan? Where does he come in? And what exactly are these retainers? After she was enshrined as Okiku Goddess in Junisho Shrine, no voice could be heard from the well. The end. I didn't understand most of that, but the ghost part was exciting, and that’s all that matters.

It was really hot and we’d been through the castle by that point, so we decided to go get lunch. As I may have mentioned before, I have an extreme inability to eat anything if I’m aware it has guts inside. Fortunately, the lunch didn’t, but there was a little dish of some unidentifiable food that seemed suspicious to me.

Towards the end of the meal, Otosan told me to try the mysterious food. Not seeing a great way to back out of it, I picked up a couple of the dark red squiggles and ate them. They tasted salty and fishy, which meant they could have been just about anything. When I’d eaten the mouthful, I asked Otosan what it was. He replied that it was seaweed.

This was an intense relief to me, and I proceeded to eat the rest of it. However, I still couldn’t prevent myself from thinking: Okay, that was scary. I was a little worried there that he’d just had me eat sea worms. Oh gods, don’t think about sea worms. But… These could totally be sea worms. What if he just said that it was seaweed? Don’t think about it. Look at them though! They totally look like worms! Stop it. No. They look like seaweed. Which is what they are. Not everything is a conspiracy to make you eat guts, you know!

By the time we finished lunch (which was seaweed), we were able to check into our hotel, which we promptly did. Once in there, I discovered an interesting addition; the room actually came with a trouser press. I kid you not; there was an honest-to-God trouser press in the room. The Corby Trouser Press to be precise.

I don’t know if I've mentioned this before, but hotels in Japan have an interesting system for the card. When you enter the room, there is a slot that says to put your card in. When you do this, it turns on all the power for the room including the lights and TV. This is handy, because it means that you’re never in a panic looking for your card before you go out; it will always be in its slot.

Once we’d settled into our rooms, we set out for a visit to a flower garden. It was overlooked by a smaller castle named Okayama-jo than the Himeji one, but Otosan said we didn't have time to go there today. Instead, we wandered through the beautifully tended garden and encountered another misunderstanding.

For some reason, I thought Otosan said that the Prince still lived in the castle. In surprise and awe, I replied, “What, really? He lets people wander his garden and home? That’s awfully nice of him.”

And clearly Otosan heard me wrong as well, because he said, “Mmhmm.”

I figured he must be more of a representative figure. So in this way, I spent more than half of our visit thinking that I was walking in the garden of a kind-hearted and easy-going Prince. Finally- because I was still having my doubts- I said, “So, the Prince really still lives in the castle?”

Otosan burst out laughing and shook his head. “No, no! That was hundreds of years ago!”

It was a very disappointing experience.

Day Eighteen: Music

We said farewell to Okasan’s brother in the wee hours of late morning. That is to say, around ten or eleven. A half-hour drive later, we arrived at the Hamamatsu Museum of Musical Instruments. I only had an hour and fifteen minutes, so I tried to get around to all the displays I could. They had headphones in front of each little station so you could listen to one or more of the instruments in the display. This slowed down my progress, but I still managed to get around to all of the displays and take pictures while listening to the recordings.

They had some odd instruments there. Like the loopy clarinets (they were actually labeled as clarinets), and a violin with no back called the “Mute Violin”. Now it could just be because I’m sitting in a semi-dark room by myself, but those instruments strike me as having just the right edge of wrongness to them to be involved in a horror story. I’ll keep that one in mind.

On that creepy final note, we’ll move on to my next stop: Okasan’s sister’s house. We were only there for about half an hour, but she served us tea while we sat in the Tatami mat room. Now, I’m not actually sure that I've mentioned the Tatami mat rooms before; they've just never come up. Most Japanese houses have a Tatami mat room from what I understand, although some are smaller than others. They’re those rooms you see in anime with the woven mats on the floor where no one wears shoes, not even house slippers. They’re traditional, so it’s fun to try to sit the traditional way in them. Well, fun if you like removing blood flow from your legs and stumbling around for the next five minutes afterwards while the feeling comes back. It’s not that they usually expect me to sit that way (it’s often difficult for people if they aren't used to it), it’s just that I am a glutton for punishment.

We checked into the hotel and headed out to take a look at some of the shops. Okasan took me to a Yamaha music store, where I found a really nice flute bag. It was blue, and made specifically to fit the case of the flute in it. I was thinking about buying it until I saw it was over 10 000 yen.

Disappointed, I shifted my focus to the guitars on display. There wasn't a sign that said you could play them, but there also wasn't one saying you couldn't, so I figured what the heck.

I can’t actually play guitar, but my brother knew a little and had shown me two songs a couple of years ago. So, just because I could, I picked up a pretty blue guitar and started strumming it. I was having a pretty good time when I looked to the side and noticed one of the workers standing there watching me. I could tell he was trying to figure out how to say what he wanted to say in English, and in a moment of horror and panic, I stopped playing.

I was so sure he was going to tell me I wasn't supposed to touch the guitars, and even though that thought hadn't bothered me five minutes earlier, I started to put the guitar back. The man finally managed to say, “Would you like to try?”

But by that point I was feeling too awkward, and I shook my head with a smile. “Oh, no, that’s alright,” I said. “I’ll just, um, put this back. I can’t play anyway. I was just fooling around. Sorry! I’m putting it back.”

I put the guitar back while doing one of my odd half-bows. I wish I hadn't had to reach around him to grab my bag from where I’d set it down, but I did. He seemed kind of startled when I started to reach towards him. He probably thought I was going to grab him in some weird, foreign handshake that was customary after playing guitar in my land. I snagged my bag, gave another blazingly obvious awkward grin, sort of bowed, and then I ran away down the aisle. Except it was more of a fast hop/skip/walk/jog combination.

I was extremely relieved when he didn't try to follow me and it turned out Okasan was on that side of the store anyway. It would have been awkward if I’d had to slink passed him before leaving.

That night, I went out to find a vending machine to purchase a drink. They usually have them in the hotel lobbies, but for whatever reason, this one didn't. I decided I’d go outside and hunt for one. I skipped cheerfully out the doors, earning myself a weird look from the man in the corner. Out in the street, I looked both ways trying to figure out which direction would be best. Then I realized I’d forgotten my cell phone, and if I actually got lost that might be a problem.

I was just going to go with it anyway, but then I saw five guys walking up the street which freaked me out a little, so I spun on my heel and leaped back into the hotel. I’m pretty sure they noticed and laughed. Then, awkwardly enough, they came in after me.

I stopped by the elevator with the man from the corner and tried to pretend I was very interested in the elevator’s progress. When it came, we all filed in and hit our respective buttons. I was second to last on floor seven, but I was so flustered I got off on floor six instead. I was then forced to hide from the two guys I’d followed off because everyone had clearly seen me hit the button for floor seven. Yes, forced. I have to hang on to some semblance of dignity when it comes to complete strangers.

I waited a few minutes before going back down with my cell this time. The vending machine didn't take long to find at all, and I decided I was thirsty enough to justify buying myself four drinks. There’s just something very exciting about using vending machines.

And finally, when buying things in Japan if you don’t speak the language, here’s a little tip: Just pointing and holding up fingers for how many you want is very effective. But be sure to smile, otherwise you look like you’re giving the saleslady the time you wish to pound her to a pulp at.

Day Seventeen: Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

Dang, that was a poetic title. I’m probably feeling more pride right now than such an accomplishment merits.

And now on a completely unrelated note, I find that I often don’t understand the English writing on shirts here.

For example, I saw a man today with a shirt that said “I’m the first beagle on the moon!” What does that even mean? Is it code for something? Why are there beagles on the moon? Dude, I need to know! Don’t just leave me hanging!

Moving on.

The first stop today was a flower garden. It was very beautiful, and they even had what they called a “Mexican Garden” there. This basically means that the entire garden consisted of cacti, which was kind of cool.

On the way out of the bathroom (because apparently I have bladder problems), I saw a street magician. Otosan and Okasan were already sitting over there, so I joined them. The performance was really good. It was frustrating me that I couldn't tell what he was doing, though. He did some card tricks which originally had me thinking he was storing them in his sleeves, until I realized his sleeves were rolled up. The connected ring trick was performed, switching the places of a wine glass and beer, and he also performed a very interesting dance with balloons during which he turned them into an umbrella.

He was also very entertaining. I couldn't understand him and even I laughed a few times. This had something to do with the way he was so shamelessly dramatic about everything. There was even dramatic and relevant music playing in the background for most of the show.

All too soon, the show ended and we left to go to lunch. We met up with Okasan’s brother and his wife again, as well as her elder sister. The meal itself actually took about two hours, because it was one of those ones with multiple courses. One of the courses was a soup that tasted pretty good until I saw the chunks of what I’m pretty sure was clam.

Now let’s get something straight, I don’t dislike clam. I only dislike it when I start thinking of the guts still floating around inside of it. And the thing about these chunks of clam was that they looked really suspicious. One was very long tube-like; another had other different colored blobs stuck to it. I decided that since there were only about three pieces, I’d just eat the rest of the soup around them, leave them in the bottom and hope no one noticed.

The next piece of food that weirded me out a little was the entire shrimp. It arrived in front me eyes and all. I stared at it for a moment, hoping that I wasn't expected to eat the guts. (As mentioned prior, the idea of eating guts makes me want to puke). While everyone else was distracted with eating, I prodded its legs with a chopstick. Is it just me, or does the food get served with more limbs attached the fancier the restaurant gets?

After a careful observation of everyone else, I concluded that the proper way to eat it was just to cut off the tail and eat that. The shrimp tail itself tasted great, I just wish I hadn't had to deal with the rest of the shrimp watching me eat it.

The zoo was our next calling.

I went in super excited about seeing the big cats. I love big cats. And the experience was made even more exciting by the fact that it was raining and I got to use an umbrella. (For some reason, this is sometimes fun to me). They had the following big cats at the zoo: One tiger, two lions (a male and a female), two panthers, a jaguar, and a snow leopard. I would have taken pictures, except my camera had run out of battery earlier that day. This was also the reason that I didn't take videos of the magician’s performance.

We got there just in time to watch them feed the lions and tiger. They let the cats into separate rooms in the back, and you can gather there to watch them eat. I sort of wondered how the animals felt about having an audience to observe their clumsy eating habits, but none of them seemed to care. The tiger even lay down afterwards and casually groomed a claw as thick as my thumb.

When we were leaving, I stopped in the gift store and bought a stuffed tiger. It has very soft fur and has an adorable face. I think it’s one of those animals where when you purchase the stuffed animal, some of the money from the purchase goes towards saving that species. Yay for me! Savior of the tiger species over here.

Granted, I’m not sure this is actually the case, as the tags are all in Japanese. But my psychic powers tell me this is the case, and my intuition hasn't steered me wrong yet. (It’s just often too vague to be useful). Plus, one of the tags does say: WILD LIFE ANIMALS- SAVE THE EARTH.

This seems like a pretty clear indication to me.

The long day came to a conclusion after dinner with a friend of Otosan’s and Okasan’s who is a graduate from my school from ten years ago. She’s an English teacher in Japan now. Up until this point, I hadn't really realized how much I missed having a conversation face-to-face with someone who spoke English fluently. (No offense family, but Skype just isn't the same, you know?) She was quite funny I thought, and we talked quite a bit once the initial awkwardness had passed.

Lesson of the day: If your high-quality stuffed-animal still seems to cost more than strikes you as logical, this is probably because you are being handed on a silver platter the opportunity to single-handedly end world hunger.

For the tigers.

Day Sixteen: Kuro

I honestly don’t know what I’m going to do when I go back to Canada and have to sit on a toilet that doesn't enfold my butt with warmth. Instead, it’ll be back to the shock of oh-my-gods-that’s-cold-I-think-I-just-sat-on-an-ice-cube-holy-crap-I-can’t-feel-my-butt!

I suspect it will be quite the adjustment.

Today, I suffered the torment of sitting in a car with the sun shining directly on me. Every time we went into a tunnel, I would praise the beautiful creation and beg it to go on forever because I was concerned my leg would burn off. Then it wouldn't and I would sit there mentally spewing every insult I could think of until the next tunnel. When Otosan finally turned on the air conditioner, it was like heaven on earth, and I promptly fell asleep until the next stop.

This turned out to be watching another school band perform in one of the most beautiful settings ever! We were in Mori (Maybe? That may or may not be right), and it was filled with these beautiful green hills and just… Yeah. Anyway, so this band performed multiple songs from memory, and there were a bunch of other kids from the school doing this clapping thing in the background until the final song where they danced. I took videos, but this thing won’t let me post them.

After the band, we went to a small arts building, and I dyed a scarf/shawl/thing. Clearly I’m not really in a “great with words” mood right now. I spent most of the process being very confused, but it still seemed to turn out in the end. The design on it surprised me a little because I’d honestly thought it was going to turn into a coloured blob, but I’ll admit, the triangles look a lot nicer.

A short drive followed this and we stopped at the house of Okasan’s brother. Her younger brother, apparently. I’m not really sure how this information is relevant, but it seemed a rather important detail as it was often repeated. Okasan’s brother and his wife were very kind, and they have a dog! His name is Kuro, and he’s black with a curly tail. I didn't take a picture because that only just occurred to me now, and we all know that these blogs are several days behind.

I was lucky enough to arrive in time for Kuro’s walk, and Okasan’s brother let me hold the leash. Kuro has this interesting strategy for walks. He strains against his adorable little dog harness for most of the walk, then stops at random intervals to sniff corners and pee on things. Then he tries to switch sides, nearly trips the person walking him, and decides there’s something worth totally stopping for on the previous side. At this point, he refuses to move and prefers to lick the ground instead.

On the way back, we ran into another dog. It was a friendly-looking golden retriever being walked by a man with a glare-y face. I didn't really know what to do, but the two dogs just kept straining towards each other, and halfway across the street, the man stopped. I sort of walked forward a little, and Kuro sniffed the other dog’s muzzle. As soon as he went to sniff around the back end, the golden retriever flipped out. It snarled and whipped around, tangling the leashes. Kuro yelped and started growling. The man yelled something and pulled his dog across the street, dragging Kuro and I along because the leashes were still looped. Instead of helping me uncross them, the man just kept pulling. So there I was tripping along apologizing and attempting to untangle the leashes by myself. The man was glaring at me as he yanked the leash, even though it was his dog with its teeth buried in Kuro’s spine. I was terrified that Kuro was dying over there and this nasty man wasn't even attempting to be helpful. I sort of wish I’d had thought of bursting into inconsolable tears in a probably futile attempt to guilt-trip him.

Thankfully, Okasan stepped in and got the leashes untangled. We both apologized and the man shot us an angry look as he stalked away. Yes, the poor little dog your huge golden retriever just attacked is fine! Thank you for asking!

I was angry and scared, but Kuro couldn't care less. As soon as the retriever’s teeth were no longer embedded in his back, he went back to doing exactly the things he’d been doing before. Talk about a short term memory.

Oh my gods, just after I typed that, a dog in the show playing on the T.V. next to me got hit by a car. I feel bad ending this on such a horrifying note, but take comfort in the fact that it was a Japanese drama and not a News show.

Day Fifteen: In Which Not Much Happens

Sometimes, I really want to go up to a guy with anime hair and say, “Hey, this is going to sound weird, random, and probably kind of creepy, but your hair is awesome so I was wondering if I could take a picture with you to show my friends your anime hair. Although, come to think of it, you've probably got no idea what I just said, and that is probably for the best. Please carry on with your life.”

Although hopefully I wouldn't have to say the last part.

Today was truly a day off, so not much happened. I went to the store hoping to get some shopping done, and was shown to an electronics store. I began to get truly fascinated when I found a device for portable Wi-Fi. Portable Wi-Fi. Please take a moment to ponder the possibility.

Internet connection literally wherever you went. The idea is beautiful, but I suspect that reality would be a little less amazing. It would probably be expensive, (the Wi-Fi I mean, the device didn't cost much) and the connection would probably be crap. Plus I’m pretty sure it only works in Japan.

After that exciting discovery, I made another one when I found the show Supernatural in the shows section. I was so in awe I just pulled it off the shelf and stared at it for a moment, then I laughed and put it back. Ironically enough, I've had better luck so far finding translated versions of stuff I know from back home than actual manga or anime I know.

One of my final stops before heading back was the kimono shop. Okasan came with me, and we wound up in that place for over an hour. As soon as I looked at the prices, I knew it wasn't going to happen, but the lady who worked there seemed to be having a really great conversation with Okasan, so I kept wandering and petting things. Every once in a while she’d turn around to ask me a question and I’d jump, mishear her and say something that just confused us both.

For example:

Her: “So, you in Japan, how long?”

Me: “Canada!”

Her: *Blank stare*

Me: *Blank stare*

This unfortunately seemed to happen a fair bit. I shudder to think the impressions I’m creating on some people…

Day Fourteen: A Bird Tries To Kill Me

Today was hands down the warmest day I've had here so far. And do you know what other people were wearing when Otosan and I went to buy lunch? They were wearing pants. Wearing pants in weather as hot as today’s is like trying to commit heat suicide. Or at least pull off a successful faint. If this is how people here treat above twenty degree weather then I’d like to see them try Canada.

Before heading off the island Enoshima for the day, Otosan and I drifted quickly through a grocery store to purchase lunch. The store was one of those ones with five stories and different thing on each story. I’m pretty sure it’s called Aeon, but quite frankly it’s hard to be sure because the ‘A’ looks more like a stick that’s leaning against what is trying to be an ‘E’, except it didn't quite manage this so the doctor had to supply it with a circle brace that didn't really work because you can see the other side of the circle and now it looks like a maimed version of an ‘E’ with four sticks instead of three, and a perfectly healthy ‘O’ and ‘N’ are hanging around on the end questioning all of their life’s decisions.

We took the train to the island, and on the way I bought myself a drink from a vending machine (I've gotten much better at this). But I made a bad choice and accidentally purchased a hot drink. As in the bottle itself was literally warm when it came out. I was feeling pretty stupid about this, because the drink in the picture actually had a fire symbol next to it, but then the train came with air conditioning and all was okay for a while. Until I realized that particular train was one of the wobbliest trains ever. It was so rocky that even this business man who’d been leaning casually on the wall and playing on this phone was forced to hold on to the metal bar. I almost fell over backwards the one time I let go.

I noticed the temperature increase the moment we stepped off the train. It was very, very hot. I started sweating almost instantly, and cursed my stupid drink all over again. Enoshima was clearly a big tourist attraction, because there were all sorts of tourist-y shops on the way to the shrine. This may be a good time to add that to get to said shrine, you have to walk up a hill and several billion flights of stairs. I’m pretty sure the shrines on Enoshima are for matchmaking, because there were lots of hearts on things. Otosan and I didn't really stop at the shrines anyway; we just sort of drifted by them and continued down a very long path with many stairs until we reached a huge glass tower. We paid the admission fee and went up to the top to take pictures. I could have stayed up there forever, it was high, the scenery was beautiful (although I was admittedly too lazy to take many pictures- I blame the heat. It saps my strength), and the wind was just perfect. By the time we headed back down, I felt refreshed.

Unfortunately, this feeling was not to last. The walk to the beach wasn't as bad as the walk to the shrine because it was all down the stairs, but the heat was just increasing. I did happen to notice that the beach was beautiful- it was formed entirely of natural rocks, meaning there were random tidal pools everywhere. Eagles flew overhead and the waves flung themselves about with an energy I envied.

We found a nice spot and sat down to have lunch. Everything was going well and I had just eaten the first few bites when it happened. I sort of sensed something coming up behind me and I figured it was just a person, so I ignored it. That was when a huge bird whipped right passed my head, claws snatching at my food tray as the wind from its passing ruffled my hair. I jumped with a yelp, and the eagle soared back up into the sky.

There was a scary-looking tear in the Styrofoam tray, but it looked like the bird had missed my food. And my hand. I’m not sure if its goal was my food or my hand, but I hid both anyway and ate more carefully after that. It didn't come back, and neither did any of its friends.

I finished my lunch and stuffed the tray back into the bag as fast as I could, then I started peering into a small tidal pool where I spotted something weird. It looked a little like those tentacle toy/ball/things. I think it was because of this that I stared at it for nearly ten minutes thinking: I really want to poke it. But what if it stings me? What if it’s poisonous and I die? Is it worth it? But it looks just like those toys. What if it’s spikey and poisonous? The only way to find out is to poke it…

I tried to ask Otosan what it was, but he couldn't see it. This made me question my sanity all over again and gave me a headache, so I turned my attention to the crabs instead for the remainder of my time there.

When we went to leave, it turned out that the exit was closed for renovations (probably so no one was crushed to death by falling rock) and we had to use the entrance. Back up the stairs we went, and I’m sure they’d added three extra flights since we’d gone down them earlier. I wound up walking behind this old woman. She walked slower, and paused a lot between flights. When she noticed me behind her, I think she felt bad, but I was actually very grateful. See, this way I had an excuse to stop and move slowly. I could retain my “Heck, this is nothing” attitude and get plenty of breaks at the same time.

It was perfect. Or, it would have been if I didn't desperately need to pee again. I spent half the walk feeling awesome about the pace and trying to ignore the heat, and the other half wondering how much people would care if I just peed in the middle of the street, or- when I started getting really desperate- if maybe no one would notice should I just pee while walking and play oblivious, like I’m not doing anything weird. My legs are just really sweaty. Got a problem?

Fortunately it didn't come to this.

Prior to going back to the house, we took a brief detour to see a giant Buddha statue. It was so large that people were actually allowed to go inside it. Apparently, it’s really old too. A couple hundred years old, I think. But we didn't stay long because both Otosan and I were exhausted.

Apparently a lot of other people were exhausted too, because when the train stopped at the station, it was actually too crowded to get on, and we had to wait for the next one. The next twenty minutes were a blur of being tightly squashed against a bunch of other sweaty people, so it was a real relief to get off.

You know something, it’s pretty amazing how much pee and food are both mentioned in my blogs. Evidentially, they are both things that are very close to my heart.

Day Thirteen: Death Machines and Tanks of Evil

I’m sure that most of you have noticed by now, but my blogs aren't exactly posted on the day they happen. They are actually detailing things from one to two days ago. This is mainly because I've had a few lazy or exhausted days where I just couldn't put forth the effort to write a blog that didn't totally suck. Hence the lateness. Maybe I’ll eventually catch up, but chances are that if I do, I’ll reward myself with a lazy day and we’ll be back where we started. Anyway, I just figured I may as well let people know.

Today, it was back to Chigasaki. Of course, we didn't just drive straight there, we made a few stops along the way. If we hadn't this blog wouldn't exist because there’d be nothing to talk about.

The first stop was the flower garden. It was beautiful, with so many colorful flowers all in full bloom. Unfortunately, the whole thing couldn't be butterflies and rainbows. There were also these giant bees with black butts that were completely terrifying- I have never seen a bee so large in my life. And there were hundreds of them! They were evil personified; their eyes were stare-y, their legs were long, their stingers looked like freaking needles.  It was horrible and I had a genuine fear that if one stung my finger, the appendage would swell up so huge it would fall right off. But hey, what was dodging a few flying death machines when looking at pretty flowers?

Here is a lovely photo I took with its beauty marred by the black hole of doom that is the bee:

Towards the end of our visit, a nice Australian man gave me a turtle he’d rescued from being stepped on. It wasn't very large, probably about the size of that indent in the middle of your palm, and it was determined to go somewhere. I don’t know where exactly, but the silly little creature wouldn't stop walking forward with a determination I admired. I’m also pretty positive he bit my hand a few times on the way to the pond, but it’s hard to say for sure because he wasn't nearly as good at biting as he was at walking.

When I put him in the pond and he dropped like a stone, I panicked, caught him again, and we instead left him with a woman who worked there. I wanted to take him home to be my pet instead of a cat or bat, but it didn't feel right to make him exchange his life of long walks for a small tank.

Our next stop was a man-made island off the coast. It was really neat- and also very windy. In fact, I’m sure that the wind was completely intent on completing one of two things: It was either trying to make the entire population bald, or it was trying to show humans what it’s like to fly without being safely encased in a metal death-shell. (Not to be confused with the death machine). I only know this because we walked out onto a balcony-type area, and that was where the wind was the strongest.

After we’d gone back inside, we found an arcade. An arcade with more of those stupid claw machine games. You know, the claw game that is freaking impossible and just eats all of your money while making you really angry and even more determined to beat the bloody thing? Okay, well that may or may not be the basic description of just about every arcade game ever, but just to clarify, it’s the one where you attempt to rescue an adorable stuffed animal from the tank of evil. People around me kept winning, so I figured I could do it too!

This was a mistake. Goodbye remaining change. Even Otosan lost all his change to the tank of evil.

After the humiliating defeat, I had to pee. And pee badly. I think peeing is your body’s way of showing how hurt you are when crying just isn't enough. After all, pee is ghastly yellow, smells like toxic waste, and after its passed, you feel better. I bet romance novels would lose their edge if the guy had to cradle the sobbing girl while she peed all over him.

Anyway, we wound up wandering almost completely in a circle before I found the bathroom. Otosan had dropped off somewhere along the walk, and I’d out-walked Okasan in my haste to the toilets, so when I walked out of the bathroom feeling much better, they’d both disappeared. I probably should start feeling a little more concerned when this kind of things happens to me, because I have a tendency to wander off a lot. But I never do feel concerned. And instead, I just wander some more until I locate them, pulling off another stunning ghost act when they turn around and there I am. I’m never really sure how to announce my presence, so I just stand next to them until they notice me. This should probably stop, but I kind of like feeling like a ninja. Besides, the important part is that the toilet didn't swallow me whole, right?

On a side note, I’m going on a nine-day trip and internet access will probably be kind of spotty. So if there are no blogs for a few days, then a flood of, like, five, don’t be alarmed.

I'm sure some of you would like pictures of the flowers, so here they are. Please allow dear Tomo to introduce his favorites to you first: